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Feb

McDonnell Douglas Warranty Registration

McDonnell Douglas

AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES

Important! Important!

Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase

Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In
order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to
fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey
questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop
new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1. Name
Mr.
Mrs.
Ms.
Miss
Lt.
Gen.
Comrade
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Other

First Name

Initial

Last Name


Latitude

Longitude


Altitude

Password, Code Name, Etc.

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?

F-14 Tomcat
F-15 Eagle
F-16 Falcon
F-19A Stealth
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3. Date of purchase
Month Day Year

4. Serial Number

5. Please check where this product was purchased:

Received as Gift/Aid Package

Catalog Showroom

Sleazy Arms Broker

Mail Order

Discount Store

Government Surplus

Classified

6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you
have just purchased:

Heard loud noise, looked up

Store Display

Espionage

Recommended by friend/relative/ally

Political lobbying by Manufacturer

Was attacked by one

7. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your
decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:

Style/Appearance

Kickback/Bribe

Recommended by salesperson

Speed/Maneuverability

Comfort/Convenience

McDonnell Douglas Reputation

Advanced Weapons Systems

Price/Value

Back-Room Politics

Negative experience opposing one in combat

8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:

North America

Central/South America

Aircraft Carrier

Europe

Middle East

Africa

Asia/Far East

Misc. Third-World Countries

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9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to
purchase in the near future:

ProductOwnIntend to purchase
Color TV
VCR
ICBM
Killer Satellite
CD Player
Air-to-Air Missiles
Space Shuttle
Home Computer
Nuclear Weapon

10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? Check all
that apply:

Communist/Socialist

Terrorist

Crazed (Islamic)

Crazed (Other)

Neutral

Democratic

Dictatorship

Corrupt (Latin American)

Corrupt (Other)

Primitive/Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?

Cash

Suitcases of Cocaine

Oil Revenues

Deficit Spending

Personal Check

Credit Card

Ransom Money

Travelers Check

12. What is your occupation?

Occupation You Your spouse
Homemaker
Sales/Marketing
Revolutionary
Clerical
Mercenary
Tyrant
Middle Management
Eccentric Billionaire
Defense Minister/General
Retired
Student

13. To help us understand our Customers lifestyles, please indicate
the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy
participating on a regular basis:

Activity/Interest You Your Spouse
Golf
Boating/Sailing
Sabotage
Running/Jogging
Propaganda/Disinformation
Destabilizing/Overthrow
Default on Loans
Gardening
Crafts
Black Market/Smuggling
Collectibles/Collections
Watching Sports on TV
Wines
Interrogation/Torture
Household Pets
Crushing Rebellions
Espionage/Reconnaissance
Fashion Clothing
Border Disputes
Mutually Assured Destruction

Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your
answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell
Douglas serve you better in the future — as well as allowing you to
receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments,
extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:

McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION

Marketing Department

Military Aerospace Division

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