While undressing for bed one night, ol Bill notices something like a red rash around his penis.

Alarmed, he thinks, I cant let Hillary see this!, and makes a point of getting to his doctor at Bethesda Naval Hospital, the very next day.



Doc, he says, Ive got this red ring around my, you know. What is it, and how do I get rid of it?



The doctor says, Well, Im not exactly sure what it is, but take these pills for a week, and see if that takes care of it. If not, come back and well try something else.



Bill takes the pills for the week, but unfortunately, the red ring is still there after 7 days. He goes back to his doctor and tells him the pills didnt help.



So the doctor prescribes another medication, capsules this time, and gives him the same instructions. Take them for a week, and come back if its not improved. Bill takes the capsules for a week, and damn, the red ring is still there.



So he goes back to his doctor and asks, What next?



The doctor gives him a cream in a tube this time. Rub this on every day for a week, and let me know.



Bill goes back in a week and says, Great news, doc! The rash is gone! That stuff in the tube was wonderful! What was it?



The doctor replied, Lipstick remover.