30
Jan

Medical checkup

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After his checkup, the doctor called the

wife into his office alone.

He said,Your husband is suffering

from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you dont do the following, your

husband will surely DIE!!!

Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure hes in a good mood.

For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

Dont burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Dont discuss your problems with him it will only make his stress worse.

Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs.

Encourage him to watch some type

of sporting event on T.V. And most importantly make love with your husband several times a week,

and satisfy his every whim.

If you can do this for 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.

On the way home the husband asked his wife, What did the doctor say?

She replied, He said youre gonna die.

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