An elderly woman went into the doctors office. When the doctor asked why she
was there, she replied, Id like to have some birth control pills. Taken
aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, Excuse me, Mrs. Smith,
but youre 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control
pills? The woman responded, They help me sleep better. The doctor thought
some more and continued, How in the world do birth control pills help you to
sleep? The woman said, I put them in my granddaughters orange juice and I
sleep better at night.

Heard on hospital rounds.