After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Administration. It will be called Sex Between The Bushes.

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced Clinton has proven that you CAN get sex from Aides.

Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like Monica Lewinskis. She replied, Close, but no cigar.

The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monicas dress. They call it Presidue.

Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State, and Bringam Young.

Clinton had asked to change the Democratic seal from a donkey to a condom. It represents inflation, halts production and gives you a false sense of security while youre being screwed.

Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation by adding an 11th commandment, Thou shalt not put thy rod in thy staff.