An elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.

Why did you do that? asks a passing giraffe.

Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago.

Wow, what a memory! says the giraffe.

Yes, says the elephant. Turtle recall.

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