Mergers in the information technology industry

Have you heard there is a lot of mergers going on in the information technology industry, here are a few examples of deals in the works although they havent been formally announced yet!

Pitney Bowes may merge with Honeywell Bull to create Pit Bull: Theyll have the first postal meter that bites unauthorized users.

CheckFree Corp., Inacomp, and Beyond Mail will become Checks InaMail.

Real World Accounting and Virgin Interactive will become Real Active Virgin: Recommended by Madonna.

Dell Computer and Farmers Almanac will become Farmers in the Dell: Theyll specialize in computers that can predict crop yields and planting times.

Megahertz Corp., My Software, and Fastback will become MyBackHertz: Their specialty will be easy to use PCMCIA backup!

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