Mexican Judo

There are two Mexicans talking. One is a new resident of the town.

The first Mexican says to the other, Hey, Vato, this town is pretty rough. All the Mexicans know how to fight. So watch your back.

The other Mexican replies, I dont need to worry, because I know
Mexican Judo.

The first Mexican asks, Whats Mexican Judo?

The second says, Ju dont know if I have a gun; Ju dont know if I have a knife…

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