Since the Bush administration hasnt yet figured out the details of its proposed military tribunals, I thought Id offer a suggestion.

Basically, we have three constraints to meet:

The trials must not be hampered by the US constitution: they are to be secret, with the ability to withhold evidence from the accused, use hearsay and circumstantial evidence, and impose the death penalty with a majority vote.

They need to be supervised by an institution with extensive experience in managing key elements of United States infrastructure.

Since were in a recession now, they need to be cheap.

I say we take a page from U.S. manufacturers and outsource them to China.

from rec.humor.funny