Minnesota Slogans

I came, I thawed, I transferred….
Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy.
If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski.
Minnesota – where visitors turn blue with envy.
Save a Minnesotan – eat a mosquito.
One day its warm, the rest of the year its cold.
Minnesota – home of the blonde hair and blue ears.
Minnesota – mosquito supplier to the free world.
Minnesota – come fall in love with a loon.
Land of many cultures – mostly throat.
Where the elite meet sleet.
Minnesota: CLOSED FOR GLACIER REPAIRS
Land of 2 seasons: Winter is coming, Winter is here.
Minnesota – glove it or leave it.
Minnesota – have you jump started your kid today?
There are only 3 things you can grow in Minnesota:
Colder, Older, & Fatter.
Many are cold, but few are frozen.
Why Minnesota? To protect Ontario from Iowa!
WARNING: You are entering Minnesota,
Please use an alternate route!
Minnesota: theater of sneezes.
Jack Frost must like Minnesota –
he spends half his life there.
Land of 10,000 Petersons.
Land of the ski and home of the crazed.
Minnesota – home of the Mispi-Mispp-Missispp
(Where the damn river starts!)
10,000 lakes and no sharks!
In Minnesota ducks dont fly, people do!

Jeff Janke
AT&T Bell Laboratories