Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
Mirror, mirror
on the wall
Do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look just too tight?
I think Im fine but I can see
you wont cooperate with me;
The way you let the shadows play
Youd think my hair was getting gray
Whats that, you say? A double chin?
No, thats the way the light comes in;
If you persist in peering so
Youll confiscate my facial glow,
And then if youre not hanging straight
Youll tell me next Im gaining weight;
Im really quite upset with you
For giving this distorted view;
I hate you being smug and wise –
O, look whats happened to my thighs!
I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since were not on speaking terms at all,
If I look like this in my new jeans
Youll find yourself in smithereens!
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