One day Little Red Riding Hood decided to go to Grandmothers house when she was stopped by her mother, heading out the door.

Her mom says, Red, you better be careful out there, the Big Bad Wolf might find you, and hell flip up your little red dress, pull down your little red pantys, and bang your little red socks off.



Red smiles Dont worry mom, ill be alright.





She dosent get within a mile to her grandmas house, and suddenly stopped, by the rabbit.



The rabbit says, Red, watch out, the wolfs after you, and hell flip up your little red dress, pull down your little red pantys, and bang your little red socks off.



Red smiles and says Dont worry rabbit, ill be careful.





A little closer to grandmas house until she was stopped again, this time, the squirrel pops out of the bushes and runs out of breath to her.



He says Red, you better run, the wolf is near, and hell pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red pantys and bang your little red socks off.



Red becomes angry, and says Dont worry, ill be fine.





Red stops for a second to cool off, and looks over her left shoulder to find the wolf starring at her. He walks over to her and says, Red, i warned you, ive got you where i want you, and now im going to flip up your little red dress, pull down your little red pantys and bang your little red socks off.



So he throws her on the ground and flips up her little red dress and pauses. He looks up to find Red with a gun in her hand.



She points it directly at his head and says No wolf, your going to eat me like the book says.