A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbour to report that
her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.

She said, He is 36 years old, 183 cm high, has brown eyes, brown hair, an
athletic body, weighs 75 kg, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.

The next-door neighbour protested, Your husband is 57 years old, about 160 cm,
chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.

The wife replied, Yes, but who wants him back?