This married couple was enjoying a dinner out when this gorgeous blonde walks over to their table, exchanges warm greetings with the husband and walks off.

Who was that? Demands the wife.

If you must know, that was my mistress.

Your MISTRESS? I want a divorce!

Are you sure you want to give up a big house in the suburbs, a Mercedes, furs, jewelry, and a vacation home in Mexico?

They continued dining in silence for a while. Finally, the woman asks,

Isnt that Howard over there? Whos he with?

That’s HIS mistress.

Oh… Well I think ours is cuter.

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