01
Jan

Modern church getting too modern

Two priests were talking together and the older one said to the younger, You know, when you came into church with all your new ideas, I had questions about how you were going to fit in and how well your ideas were going to work.

When you wanted to put bucket seats down in the front two rows of seats, I had my doubts. But now, at every mass, the seats are filled up with young people, so I have to agree that it was a good idea.

Then, when you wanted to jazz up the choir and we started singing newer, peppier songs, I was afraid it would offend the parishioners. Now we have a lot of new, younger choir members and the music seems to pick up the services a lot more than the old music. So, once again I have to agree that you were right!

But when you wanted to put in the drive-through confessional, I have to admit I thought youd lost it. But now, at least, there are more people coming to confession than ever. I think youve come up with another good idea.

However, the neon sign out front that says Tootn tell or go to hell has to go!

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