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Modern-time maxims for the Internet

Modern-time maxims for the Internet age

Home is where you hang your @



Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he wont bother you for weeks.



The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.



A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.



You cant teach a new mouse old clicks.



Great groups from little icons grow.



Speak softly and carry a cell phone.



C: is the root of all directories.



Dont put all your hypes in one homepage.



Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.



The modem is the message



Too many clicks spoil the browse.



The geek shall inherit the earth.



A chat has nine lives.



Dont byte off more than you can view.



Fax is stranger than fiction.



What boots up must come down.



Virtual reality is its own reward.



Modulation in all things.



A user and his leisure time are soon parted.



Theres no place like http://www.home.com



Know what to expect before you connect.



Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice.



Speed thrills.

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