Mommy Mommy (sick)

Mommy, Mommy, I dont want to go to England!

Shut up, and keep swimming!

Mommy, Mommy, can I lick the bowl?

No, shut up and flush like everyone else!

Mommy, Mommy, why am I going round in circles?

Shut up, or Ill nail your other foot to the floor!

Mommy, Mommy, I hate daddys guts!

Shut up and eat, or you wont get dessert!

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