Money talks.

A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, Hey, whereve you been? I havent seen you around here much.

The twenty answered, Ive been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?

The one dollar bill said, You know, same old stuff, church, church, church.

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