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Jun

Mongolian VD

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While there hes quite sexually

promiscuous and takes no precautions. A week after arriving back home in the



States, he awakes one morning to find his privates covered with bright green



and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see his doctor. The



doctor has never seen anything like it and orders tests. He tells the man to



return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later



and the doctor says, Ive got bad news for you. Youve contracted whats



known as Mongolian VD. Its very rare and almost unheard of in the States.



We know very little about it. The man looks a little relieved and says,



Well, okay, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc. The doctor



answers, Im sorry, theres no known cure. Were going to have to amputate



your penis.





The man screams in horror, Oh no! I want a second opinion!. The doctor



replies, Well its your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is the



only acceptable solution. The next day the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,



figuring that hell know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines



him. Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease. The guys says to the



doctor, Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American



doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!. The Chinese doctor shakes



his head and laughs. Stupid American doctor! Always want to operate. Make



more money that way. No need to operate.





The guy is so relieved. Oh, thank God! he exclaims. So theres no need to



amputate my penis after all? No, the Chinese doctor replies. It fall off



by itself!

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