Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie.



Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!, she exclaimed.

No, said the genie, You have been very bad this year, and because of this, I can only give you one wish.



Lets see, says Monica, I dont need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage.



And I dont need money, because after I write my book, and do all my interviews, Ill have all the money I could ever want.



I would like to get rid of these love handles, though. Yeah, thats it,for my one wish, I would like my love handles removed.



Poof!, and just like that, her ears were gone!