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More Elephant Jokes

41. Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: Chickens day off.

42. Q: Whats more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

43. Q. Why do elephants wear tiny green hats?

A. To sneak across a pool table without being seen.

44. Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?

A: Bloody great holes all over Australia.

45. Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

A: Elephino.

46. Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?

A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.

47. Q: Why do elephants wear sandals?

A: So that they dont sink in the sand.

48. Q: Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?

A: To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals.

49. Q. What is the difference between an elephant and a blueberries?

A. Theyre both blue, except for the elephant.

50. Q: Why are elephants feet shaped the way they are?

A: To fit on lily pads.

51. Q: What is that stuff between elephants toes?

A: Slow natives.

52. Q: Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?

A: So that they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.

53. Q: Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?

A: No? Well, it must work.

54. Q. Why do elephants have four feet?

A. Because lady elephants have big twats.

55. Q: What do elephants use for tampons?

A: Sheep.

Q: Why do elephants have long trunks?

A: Because sheep dont have strings.

56. Q: What do elephants use for condoms?

A: Snakes.

57. Q: What do elephants use for vibrators?

A: Epileptic pigmies.

58. Q: What is an elephants sex organ?

A: His foot… If he steps on you youre FUCKED!

59. Q: What do you call any elephant who is an expert on skin disorders?

A: A pachydermatoligist.

60. Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?

A: A two-ton pickup.

61. Q: What did the female elephant say during sex?

A: Can I be on top this time?

62. Q: What did the elephant say to the nude man?

A: Cute, but can you breathe through it?

63. Q: What is the height of ambition?

A: An ant climbing an elephants leg with the intention of rape.

64. Q: Whats grey and puts out forest fires?

A: Smokey the Elephant.

65. Q: What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers?

A: Cinderelephant.

66. Q: What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?

A: About 40 lbs.

67. Q: How do you equalize the two?

A: Feed the elephant.

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