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More Pick Up Lines

1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.



2. You can forget about going to heaven because its sin to look that good.



3. We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why dont you just come along peacefully?



4. I envy your lipstick.



5. I just want to be loved – is that so wrong?



6. You remind me of an ice cold Pepsi – Ive just gotta have it.



7. Do you believe in the hereafter? Good, then you know what Im here after.



8. If I had eleven roses and you, Id have a dozen.



9. Baby, you look so sweet youre giving me a cavity.



10. Is it me or am I gorgeous?



11. Id even marry your dog just to be related to you.

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