A Mormon bishop, a Catholic priest, and a TV evangelist were fishing
from a boat in the middle of a small lake. The priest realized that
hed left his tackle box in his car, and, not wanting to disturb the
other two, got out of the boat and walked over the water to the shore,
got his gear, walked back, and started fishing.

An hour or so passed, and the bishop began to feel a little hungry.
His lunch was back in his car, though. . . . So, he got out of the
boat, walked over the water, got his lunch, came back, and nibbled on
his sandwich.

The evangelist, not to be outdone, decided that hed best go for a
walk, too. He mumbled something about going to the bathroom, stood
up, stepped over the side of the boat . . . and splashed into the lake.

The priest, chuckling, said to the bishop, Think we shouldve told
him about those submerged rocks? Said the bishop, what rocks??

— Michael.