21
Feb

Morticians

Three morticians were having a few drinks one night and started discussing their hardest cases. The first said I believe I had the hardest. I had a young man that ran into a tree, it took a week before I could show him.

The second smiled, Thats nothing he said. I had this couple that hit a train. It took two weeks before I could show them.

The third grinned and said You two didnt have anything, I had a woman who jumped off a ten story building. She landed on a fire hydrant. It took me three weeks to get the smile off her face.

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