04
Apr

Moses meets G-d



Moses is in the desert and he sees a


burning bush.He approaches and he hears


a voice.My name is Moses,what about you?


he sad.I AM is My name,and I am the Lord


of your forefathers!;Nice to meet you,


I am!;Tell Me, Moses, dont you feel


lonely in this desert?Oh,yeah,very lonely…


Dont you miss your jewish brothers?


Oh,yeah,very much…Dont you miss


your teachers?Oh,yes,i miss them lot


Dont you miss bathing in the Nile?


Oh,yes,is very warm in here,I miss


that cold water…Dont you miss your


mother,Moses? Moses starts to cry,and


he whispers through his tears:Very much


WHY DONT YOU PAY HER A VISIT? Oh,I cant


the faraoh wants to kill me He will not,


I will be with you every step Are you sure?


Sure is my middle nameWill you do that for me? Of course I will,Moses, as I promised


Thank you,Lord!and Moses start his journey


to Egypt.Moses, wait! Yes, Lord?


Can I ask you a favour?Anything,My Lord!


Well, if you go to the pallace,to


see your mother,please pay a visit to


the faraoh chamber and tell him to let my people go,will you?

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