Motivation for wrestlers

Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal. Before the final match, the American wrestlers trainer comes to him and says, Now dont forget all the research weve done on this Russian. Hes never lost a match because of this pretzel hold he has. Whatever you do, dont let him get you in this hold! If he does, youre finished!

The wrestler nods in agreement.

Now, to the match: The American and the Russian circle each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden the Russian lunges forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment goes up from the crowd, and the trainer buries his face in his hands for he knows all is lost. He cant watch the ending.

Suddenly theres a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the trainer raises his eye just in time to see the Russian flying up in the air. The Russians back hits the mat with a thud, and the American weakly collapses on top of him, getting the pin and winning the match.

The trainer is astounded! When he finally gets the American wrestler alone, he asks, How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before! The wrestler answers, Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could.

Youd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!

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