04
Feb

Moving On

A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a rabbi are discussing what they would like people to say after they die and their bodies are on display in open caskets.



Priest: I would like someone to say He was a righteous man, an honest man, and very generous.



Minister: I would like someone to say He was very kind and fair, and he was very good to his parishioners.



Rabbi: I would want someone to say Look, hes moving.

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