A young new salesman had just started his job at a General Store ,

His boss told him that they were overstocked with Lawnmowers. If he was to sell the most Lawnmowers that day he would get a bonus in his pay.

His first customer was a woman that asked him for Sanitary Napkins.

As he calmly reached for the box he asked her if she would like to buy a Lawnmower.

The woman replied in a stern voice what do I need a Lawnmower for?

The young salesman answered well you cant have sex so you might as well mow the lawn