24
Feb

Mowing The Lawn

A little Johnny was mowing his front lawn and drinking a beer.

The preacher who lived across the street saw the beer and came over to discipline the child.

Arent you a little young to be drinking, son? he asked.

Aw, that aint no big deal, the kid said after taking a swig of beer. I got a tattoo when I was three.

What? How did that happen?

I don’t remember. I was drunk!

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