Mr. President at whorehouse (adult)

About a month ago the President of the United States decided he had to get laid. Going to a high-class whorehouse, he found a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette waiting in the douwnstairs lounge.

Im the President of the United States, he said to the blonde. How much will it cost me to spend a little time with you?

Three hundred dollars. was her answer.

To the redhead he posed the same question. She replied, Five hundred dollars.

He made the same proposition to the brunette.

She replied, Mr. Preisdent, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes, lower my panties as far as my wages, get your dick as hard as the times, keep it hard for as long as I have to wait in line at the store, keep me warmer than my apartment in the winter, and screw me like you do the public, believe me, Mr. President, it isnt going to cost you a dime!

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