A man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After awhile, the doctor comes out and says, Im sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition that only allows you another six weeks to live. But doctor, Bill replied, I feel great. I havent felt better in years. This just cant be true. Isnt there anything I can do? After a moment the doctor said, Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath every day. Excitedly, Bill asked, And that will cure me? No, replied the doctor, but it will get you used to the dirt.