Murphys paradox of weightless jellied cats

If you spread jelly along a cats back & drop it onto an expensive carpet, it must land on its feet and on its back at the same time to satisfy the currently held theories.

Murphys Paradox of Weightless Jellied Cats therefore states that the cat must become weightless, rise toward your face, and claw the living daylights out of you.

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