My Car Is Shtolen!

An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, Can I help you lad?

Yesh, Shombody shtole me car!, the Irishman replies.

The cop asks, Well now, where was your car last time you saw it?

It was at the end of this key.

About this time the cop looks down to see that the Irishmans member is being exhibited for all to see. He then asks, Are you aware that you are exposing yourself?

The Irishman looks down woefully and moans OOH GOD… they got me girl too!

Most viewed Jokes (20)