A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughters swollen abdomen.
It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, Gimme a break, lady!
Your daughter is pregnant!
The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.
The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, Quit looking out the window! Arent you paying attention to me?
Yes, of course I am paying attention, maam. Its just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came.
I was hoping theyd show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!
16
Mar
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