My first time ever …

The sky was dark, the moon was high;

All alone, just her and I.

Her hair was so soft; her eyes so blue,

I knew just what she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft; her legs so fine,

I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didnt know how, but I tried my best;

I started by placing my hands on her breast.

I remember my fear, my fast beating heart;

But slowly she spread her legs apart.

And when I did it I felt so shame;

All at once the white stuff came.

At last its all finished; its all over now,

My first time ever at milking a cow.

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