My hand is numb

The other morning I woke up and quickly noticed that I had no feeling
in my left hand. Have you ever had that happen where you sleep on it
wrong? Any way, I tried to move the fingers, and nothing happened. I
reached over with my right hand and gave the skin on my left hand a
little pinch. I couldnt feel a thing! Now I was starting to

I reached over to the night stand and picked up a pin. I gave my left
hand a sharp jab to see if Id feel it. At that moment, my wife let
out a scream! Thank goodness my hand was OK!

Comic on Carson 2-Jan-91

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