My Lawyer

A guy phones a law office and says: I want to speak to my lawyer. The receptionist replies, Im sorry but he died last week.

The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, I told you yesterday, he died last week.

The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?

The guy says, Because I just love hearing it.

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