My tough childhood

When I was born.. the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father … Im very sorry. We did everything we could … but he pulled through.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

My father carried around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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