12
Jun
My uncle got a job as a diamond cutter. When I asked him where he
works, he said I mow the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
Additional Jokes From "One Liners"
- Mind over matter… if you
- He who laughs, lasts.
- If you tied buttered toast
- Whenever I feel like exercise,
- Its not the fall that
- Why is the third hand
- A nose by any other
- When VW Rabbits first came
- Life is something to do
- Graffitti seen in Pompeii :
- On the keyboard of life
- Even a blind squirrel finds
- Beware of what you want.
- Horton actually heard the Who,
- Change is inevitable, except from