03
Oct
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, “Where have you been?â€
“Ive been to the pub,†slurs the drunk.
“Well,†says the cop, “it looks like youve had quite a few.â€
“I did alright,†the drunk says with a smile.
“Did you know,†says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?â€
“Oh, thank heavens,†sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought Id gone deaf.â€