A pregnant woman from Washinton D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a coma. When she wakes up, she sees shes no longer pregnant and she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, Maam youve had twins! a boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them.

The woman thinks to herself, No, not my brother … hes an idiot!

She asks him, Well, whats the girls name?

Denise.

Wow, thats not a bad name, I like it! Whats the boys name?

Denephew.