Nasty Poison

A pissed off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along.

Whatll ya have? he asked.

Oh, I dont know. The same as you I suppose, she replied.

So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniels and threw his down in one go. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.

Yuck, its nasty poison! she spluttered. I dont know how you can drink this stuff!

Well, there you go, cried the husband. And you think Im out enjoying myself every night!

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