And finally, the piece de resistance…find an untanned girl on the beach asleep
in the sun face down with tanning oil on her back. Place a piece of paper on
her back with something like FREE SEX cut out with stencils. The oil keeps
it from blowing away, and after a few hours she has a nice message on her
back. Note: I NEVER DID THAT!! In fact, I only heard people talk about it but
never saw any proof. Sounds great but its pretty mean.

David B. Witherspoon (aka DSpoon)

[Ed: Reputed Source, MAD Magazine ]