A drunk (D) is leaning against a lightpost on the corner of a busy
street. Whilst gazing blearily around, he notices a smartly dressed
young man (YM) standing a few feet away, watching the people pass by.
As D is watching, a lovely lady comes walking along, and the YM says
something to her. She immediately smiles, shakes her head, and takes
his hand. The two of them together go up the stairs of a nearby
row house, and inside.

A short while later, the two come back down the stairs, grinning from
ear to ear. They embrace affectionately, and the lady departs.

This happens several times in the next few hours with different ladies.
Once the lady frowned, and after some further words from YM, merely
nodded her head and walked on. The drunk strained his ears to hear
what was being said, but just couldnt make it out. Finally, his
curiosity overcame his need for vertical support, and he stumbled
over to the young man.

D: Shay, bud. Wha goin on?

YM: Yes, I saw you watching. I wondered when you would come over.
Well, its like this. I watch the people. When I see a lady
that takes my fancy, I walk up to her and say, softly, Tickle
your ass with a feather? If she is agreeable to the idea,
we go upstairs to my room, and have a good time. If she becomes
upset, I merely say, Typical nasty weather. She assumes that
she misheard me the first time, and just keeps going. I cant
loose!

D: (now swaying) Thas a grate idea! Ill have to run home and try
it mysel.

So the drunk wobbles to his own home and stands leaning against the
fence. Soon a very lovely lady comes (VLL) walking briskly along, and
the drunk decides that this is his CHANCE. So he stumbles over to the
lady and grabs her arm.

VLL: Yes?

D: (shouting) HEY BABE, CN I STICK A FEATHER UP YOUR ASS?

VLL: WHAT?

D: (looking at the sky) Fuckin rain!