At one time I had a whole list but these are all I can remember. Please send me any additions or the original list if you have it.

IN HONOR OF NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK OUR FRIEND WEE WILLY RUBBER REMINDS US:

Dont be a fool! Vulcanize your tool!
About to blast her? Cover your bushmaster.
Going out? Shroud your sprout!
Undressing Venus? Dress up your penis!
befo da van start to rockin put yo cock in a stockin!
When being a charmer, a coverd dick will never harm her.
About to dick her? Dont forget your slicker.
Before spreading thighs be sure to condomize.
Taking out the trouser mouse? Dont forget his rubber blouse.