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Human body summoned a meeting. (Everybody attends meetings – why the body shouldnt?)

Brain was the chairman.

I need to go to a spa, uttered Heart.

Why? asked Brain.

I had two attacks, the stress endangers me.

Well, go to rest in the spa, decided Brain.

We need spa too, declared Lungs. We smoke forty cigarettes a day, and breathe smog. We need it.

OK, you will get spa.

Suddenly a thin voice appeared: I need spa too.

Whos that? shouted Brain. Stand up!

I wouldnt need spa if I could…