One day in the garden of Eden Adam says to God, Lord I appreciate all that you have created here already, but still I feel alone.To which the Lord replied Well, Adam, heres what Ill do, I will create you a companion who will be loving, supportive, who will be eager to please you and cater to your every whim, best of all she will be always be as slender and beautiful as the day you first saw her. All I will need to do this is four toes, two fingers, three ribs, your right eye, your left testicle and all your hair.Adam thinks about this for a moment then says That sounds really great, but what could I get for a rib?

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