Heard this from a friend of a friend…

A guy walks into a bar and walks up to the bartender, slams his fist down on
the bar and says, Im Neil Brown. Im six foot four, three hundred pounds. I
have a fourteen inch cock, and I want a beer! Hearing this, the bartender
faints dead away.

Some people in the bar run to help the bartender. As he is
being revived, he looks up at Neil and says, What did you say? Once again
the man exclaims, Im Neil Brown. Im six foot four, three hundred
pounds. I have a fourteen inch cock, and I want a beer! The bartender then
stands, looking much relieved and says, Oh, Im sorry, I thought you said
kneel down.