Never talk to the parrot

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldnt accommodate her with an after-hours appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, Ill leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and Ill mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he wont bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldnt resist saying, You stupid bird, why dont you shut up!

To which the bird replied, Killer, get him!!!

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