The Washington Posts Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

• Foreploy:
  any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.
• Doltergeist:
  a spirit that decides to haunt someplace stupid, such as your septic tank.
• Giraffiti:
  vandalism spray-painted very, very high, such as the famous Surrender Dorothy on the Beltway overpass.
• Sarchasm:
  the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesnt get it.
• Impotience:
  eager anticipation by men awaiting their Viagra prescription.
• Reintarnation:
  coming back to life as a hillbilly.
• DIOS:
  the one true operating system.
• Inoculatte:
  to take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
• Hipatitis:
  terminal coolness.
• Taterfamilias:
  the head of the Potato Head family.
• Osteopornosis:
  a degenerate disease.
• Karmageddon:
  Its like, when everybody is sending off all these like really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and its like a serious bummer.
• Hindkerchief:
  really expensive toilet paper; toilet paper at Buckingham palace.
• Deifenestration:
  to throw all talk of God out the window.
• Acme:
  a generic skin disease (alt: the *best* skin disease).

• Dopeler effect:
  the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

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